Jack on Jewel

This is Happy Jack reporting to you about Lucky Jewel. She is my mama and she is getting rather old. Jewel is so old that she doesn't bark anymore when the postman is on the porch. She is so old that she drools even when no food is to be seen. Jewel is so old that she now wears an old lady sweater. Poor dear. I guess I will have to start looking into some Poise undergarments for her soon. Should you care to send flowers to this old dog, please do so soon!